freaking unicorns and shit

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dollychops:

Dorothy and Alice

“It was all sort of odd, you know,” Alice says pensively, balancing the teacup on her saucer. Picnics are all well and good until you’re forced to walk all the way back to school with a rapidly cooling wet patch on the front of your skirt.

“That is, I believe,” Dorothy says, “rather a prerequisite for journeys to other worlds. Of course, I could be wrong.”

Alice sighs heavily. “Must you always be so literal? I didn’t mean the going there, or the being there, or even Wonderland itself. It was only that I felt so queer once I got back.”

Dorothy hums thoughtfully, reaching over to scratch at the top of Toto’s head. (Technically, of course, pets aren’t allowed at school, but they’d hardly let something as little as a rule stop them.) “Like everything was somehow…less, here?” she says. “That’s how I felt, sort of.”

“No,” Alice says, a little surprised. She brushes a stray bit of hair out of her eyes, tucking it back behind her headband and thinking hard. “Not at all, actually. It was like I was somehow more.”

Dorothy reaches over to steal a sip of tea, lifting the cup out of Alice’s hands and setting it down again after making a face. “That’s gone cold, you know,” she says. “You really ought to drink it faster.”

Alice rolls her eyes. “If I did, I wouldn’t have any left for you to take.”

“That’s true,” Dorothy says easily. “Anyway, isn’t it all sort of the same thing?” When Alice frowns at her, she adds, “The world being less or you being more, I mean. I think you sort of end up in the same place either way.”

“Maybe,” Alice says, taking her own sip of—stone cold, it’s true—tea. “But I think there’s something to be said for perspective, don’t you?”

“Probably,” Dorothy admits. “Though I will say, if one more teacher sits me down to have a gentle talk about glasses being half full or empty, I shall scream.”

“And I would support you in that,” Alice says loyally. “I should scream with you, if you wanted me to.”

Dorothy laughs. “Only if you feel a truly desperate urge,” she says. “And I hope you know I would do the same for you.” She sighs. “Still, it’s not my fault if they think I have a bad attitude. I can’t help it if I’m always wondering whether the teachers actually know anything about the things they’re telling us.”

“Well, it’s not as if you can tell them that you’ve been to a country where the man in charge is lying about his qualifications,” Alice says, and giggles. “Only think of the looks on their faces.”

Dorothy laughs too, but she sobers up quickly when they hear a bell ringing in the distance. “Ugh,” she says with feeling. “We’ve History next, and that always makes me feel as if someone’s stuffed wool between my ears.”

“Perhaps they have,” Alice says, finishing off her tea and packing it away. “Come along, Chester,” she coos, picking up her cat while Dorothy grabs the basket.

“I don’t see why you didn’t just call him Cheshire,” Dorothy says as they start off back to the school.

Alice shrugs. “I think it would have made me feel sad, knowing that he wasn’t,” she says, and Dorothy nods in understanding.

“By the way,” she says, “I’ve been meaning to ask. Have you met the new girl?”

Alice frowns. “You mean what’s-her-name? Susan something?”

“Pevensie,” Dorothy says eagerly, nodding. “I think we ought to ask her to lunch with us.”

“Really?” Alice says, surprised. “I wouldn’t have thought it of her.”

“I can’t be sure, of course,” Dorothy says. “But I got a sort of funny feeling off of her. She’s certainly worth a look, at any rate.”

“Well, then,” Alice says, delightedly. “Look we shall.”

I like this so much more than the one on FB which just said “I’ve seen some shit.” Which really kidna sums up the differences beteween my FB feed and my tumblr feed.

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bicarbonate:

Leilani Bustamante

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winchesterlicious:

REPOST: NOW A ALLISON/LYDIA TW AU

Allison Hood, formerly known as Allison Argent: her talents include stealing from the rich to give to the poor, being great at archery and being awesome, etc. She’s made out to be a dude most of the time because a) she’s really tall and dresses like a man and b) the people she robs don’t want to admit that a lady beat them.

She’s got Little Scott and Stiles Scarlet Hood (her half-brother) and the rest of her crew: Friar Deaton, Derek “The Wolf” Hale, the Trio Isaac, Boyd, and Erica, to help her out against the Sheriff, who she basically just dicks around with to make him mad. 

Later on she and her men kidnap the Lady Lydia and ask for a ransom from evil King Gerard and the sheriff. Lydia is basically pissed as hell and Allison is all “calm your glorious tits, sweetcheeks” and there’s lots of glaring and eye-fucking

later on they fall in love and stuff

the moral of the story is lesbians

YOU GUYSSS.

A Stacie-centric 5 things. Amazing!!

Go and read and looooooove.

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albinwonderland:

Pretty colours on pretty girls!

OMG PASTEL SORBET WONDERLAND [loveheart eyes]

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timetravelandrocketpoweredapes:

Princess Avengers by Christopher Stoll

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I AM HERE FOR THIS!!!!

I love that three of the four featured here are WOC. 

It’s so beautiful

these are so perf omg

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ppercys:

So, I said that I’d upload my entire library of e-books. Unfortunately I’ve lost some of the files. I’ll upload the rest after I hunt them down on my hard drives but for now her’e the ones that I do have. All of them are in either .epub, .pdf, or.mobi format, but 90% are in .epub. All I as is that you like/reblog this post if you download the pack. I still have over 200 books left too. :)

List of Books Included in Part 1:

1. The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide To the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
2. The Wall and Other Stories - Jean Paul Sartre
3. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
4. A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
5. Breakfast At Tiffany’s - Truman Capote
6. I Am America and So Can You! - Stephen Colbert
7. Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
8. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
9. Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
10. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Seth Grahame-Smith
11. The Stranger - Albert Camus
12. Paper Towns - John Green
13. Dead Until Dark - Charlaine Harris
14. Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
15. Never Let Me Go - Kazuo Ishiguro
16. Catcher In the Rye - J.D. Salinger
17. The Fault in Our Stars - John Green
18. A Separate Peace - John Knowles
19. Tao Te Ching - Laozi
20. Looking For Alaska - John Green
21. The Giver - Lois Lowry
22. The Bourne Identity - Robert Ludlum
23. Go the Fuck To Sleep - Adam Mansbach
24. Life Of Pi - Yann Martel
25. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
26. Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
27. Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
28. Th Perks of Being A Wallflower - Stephen Chbosky
29. Divergent Series - Veronica Roth
30. Fifty Shades Trilogy - E.L. James (because I know somebody wants it)
31. Harry Potter Series - J.K. Rowling
32. Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series - Rick Riordan
33. Heroes of Olympus Series - Rick Riordan
34. The Kane Chronicles Trilogy - Rick Riordan
35. The Chronicles of Narnia Series - C.S. Lewis
36. The Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
37. The Uglies Series - Scott Westerfield

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chamaeri:

So my family and friends are all probably wondering where I’ve been for the past few days and nights, and the answer is: reading The Shoebox Project, an epic and deservedly famous Harry Potter fanfic (Marauder era) coauthored  by ladyjaida and dorkorific. They also did the illustrations.

Ok.  You guys.  I am so blown away by this.  It’s my absolute favorite work of fanfic that I’ve read in my life, completing my personal holy trinity of fanfic (together with A Forfeit of Dreams by klmorgan and Unspoiled by forthright).

Now that I finished reading The Shoebox Project, I have this big hole in my heart.  I gotta find something else to read stat.

always reblog Shoebox. (bottom left: BABBIES!)

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w o w

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