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July 13, 2014 10:24 am

layalnoureddine:

awaitingmyescapee:

The guinness world records: Youngest doctor in the world 

Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim refugee in Lebanon that started Med school when she was 14 years old. She got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World. She is now signed to continue her studies in Ohio to become a pediatrician. 

Fucking badass

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April 2, 2014 11:26 am

didyouknowwaltdisney:

Did you know? The Castle in Disneyland Paris holds one of the most overlooked and probably most impressive animatronic Disney has ever made? The animatronic in question is none other than Disneyland’s Paris fabled Dragon. HIdden beneath the castle and chained away lies a dragon in the dark. What is amazing about this attraction is there is no line or queue. You simply find yourself walking around and suddenly you see hidden pathways to a dragon lair. This was done to fully immerse the guests in the fantasy of the land.  Known officially as La tanière du dragon the cave itself is beautifully crafted down to the finest details and features water caverns surrounding the fearsome beast in order to keep it at bay.  The dragon itself is huge to say the least and remains sleeping under the castle with shackles around it’s neck. The design is based off dragons and their depiction in older european fairytales, as an animatronic it truly is a sight to behold. Every so often the dragon begins to wake up and scan the room and the guests almost as if it is about to lash out, yet it soon falls asleep again much to the luck of everyone inside. The dragon’s origins are a bit of controversy amongst Disney fans however. Some claim it is Maleficent, while others simply say it is Merlin’s dragon due to an old park guide back in the day which claimed it as such. Either way it’s origins are beside the point. It hurts me to know that Animal Kingdom almost had a version of this dragon had beastly Kingdom been built. It would have been featured along the bridge to the land as a sort of intro to what would have been waiting for guests once inside. 

Link to the dragon in action (x) and here (x)

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November 19, 2013 1:08 pm August 30, 2013 11:20 am

dontbearuiner:

raggedy-andy:

pamismyspiritanimal:

mavenmonroe:

So I am doing a closet cosplay of Pam Poovey from Archer and I can’t pick which picture I like better. The first, or the second.

Stfu. This is fucking awesome. 

PERFECT. oh god why didn’t I think of doing this when I was blonde?!

Reblogging for Airspaniel.

MARY!!!!

August 24, 2013 11:03 am
eeniemeanieskates:

masochistic-eventuality:

#808 Yoga Nabi Sari gives a clinic on how to single block a jammer. 

I’m in love.

I AM IN LOVE

eeniemeanieskates:

masochistic-eventuality:

#808 Yoga Nabi Sari gives a clinic on how to single block a jammer. 

I’m in love.

I AM IN LOVE

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June 16, 2013 4:20 pm
thermonucleartom:

The best Roller Derby poster I have seen. 
(via http://www.theflyinglighthouse.com/)


So much I love in one poster.

thermonucleartom:

The best Roller Derby poster I have seen. 

(via http://www.theflyinglighthouse.com/)

So much I love in one poster.

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May 23, 2013 9:20 pm
dontbearuiner:

totally0random:

nypl:

Was one of Brooklyn’s finest in Harlem in 1939? This Sid Grossman photo of “Harlem Loiterers” from the Prints Collection at NYPL’s Schomburg Center for Research In Black Culture has created quite a stir since being posted to the Center’s Facebook page the other day. Why? Because the man on the right looks a heck of a lot like Jay-Z (for evidence, check out these photos of Jay-Z when he visited The New York Public Library in 2011). Cue Twilight Zone music, right? Schomburg’s Curator of Digital Collections Sylviane A. Diouf found the photo while researching an exhibition, and said, “I was immediately struck by the similarity to Jay-Z and actually laughed out loud … I still hope somebody will tell us who that you man really was.”
So is Jay-Z a time traveler? Is this someone else - anyone know who? What do you think?

So Jay-Z is a Time Lord?

I would totally believe that Jay-Z is a Time Lord.

dontbearuiner:

totally0random:

nypl:

Was one of Brooklyn’s finest in Harlem in 1939? This Sid Grossman photo of “Harlem Loiterers” from the Prints Collection at NYPL’s Schomburg Center for Research In Black Culture has created quite a stir since being posted to the Center’s Facebook page the other day. Why? Because the man on the right looks a heck of a lot like Jay-Z (for evidence, check out these photos of Jay-Z when he visited The New York Public Library in 2011). Cue Twilight Zone music, right? Schomburg’s Curator of Digital Collections Sylviane A. Diouf found the photo while researching an exhibition, and said, “I was immediately struck by the similarity to Jay-Z and actually laughed out loud … I still hope somebody will tell us who that you man really was.”

So is Jay-Z a time traveler? Is this someone else - anyone know who? What do you think?

So Jay-Z is a Time Lord?

I would totally believe that Jay-Z is a Time Lord.

April 24, 2013 1:00 pm

slamwise-gamgee:

foxynonsense:

househarris:

penguinsledding:

Regardless of your opinion on the Harry Potter books (I’ve been madly in love with them since way back in elementary), you should watch this video. Be sure to actually listen to the poet and not immediately jump to the defense of the books that you love. It’s okay to love something and acknowledge that it has flaws. 

Watch it, it’s absolutely brilliant.

holy fucking shit i cant even

DAMN I got chills!

April 23, 2013 1:00 pm

gyzym:

blueshoesandbluemountains:

#i actually want the meta about this #i know it’s all a silly joke but i am into it

GOD YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THIS, you are so not alone in this at all, holy fuck. because, okay: this thing about the kenneth-is-immortal shit is that any way you slice it, it’s fascinating? like, silly joke or not, the least interesting interpretation of this is a character that has delusions of being an immortal/superhuman being, possibly an angel, whose most pressing interest is television???? WHICH IS, IN AND OF ITSELF, FASCINATING. you could do a whole thing about how and why it came to be that this person, despite believing himself to be ageless and timeless and possessed of powers without end, chooses to devote himself pretty much exclusively to tv. i would totes watch that show. i would totes read that book.

but that is the least interesting interpretation, and that’s because any other interpretation of this is an immortal/superhuman being whose most pressing interest is television. like. LIKE. i mean, seriously, think of the possibilities:  kenneth is an angel trapped on earth, obsessed with television because it’s the closest he can come to observing humanity as a whole, the way he once could! kenneth is an immortal who can’t tell anyone his secret but desperately wants to be discovered, so he hangs around television sets dropping hints because he thinks it’s the most likely place for people to buy into the unbelievable! kenneth is an angel tasked with the divine duty of tracking and influencing human entertainment (and the subsequent breakdown of the bureaucracy of angels in media, and the angel who they report to, and the purpose of their presence)! kenneth is THE SPIRIT OF TELEVISION ITSELF, born when television was and forever working to keep it — and himself — alive!

but, okay, here’s my favorite one: kenneth is an immortal being who feeds on human belief. call him an angel or a god or a scavenger, because really he’s all three — he doesn’t need people to believe in him, specifically. he just needs people to believe in something, because the energy they release when they do is his lifeblood. he’s been alive since the dawn of human existence (“who said i’ve been alive forever”) and he spent centuries starving, developing a dark, hungry edge that’s never quite left him. religion sated him, but never for long; too often he found that people believed less than they said they did, and, anyway, the gods those people prayed to ate most of their energy, leaving him with almost nothing. 

and then, one beautiful, brilliant day, he found television. television, created by humans who had no interest in or ability to absorb the belief thrown back at their work; television, constantly updating with new stories, new characters, new ideas for people to become completely absorbed in all the time. he works at NBC because his coworkers genuinely believe in what they do, and because they are, every day, bringing in studio audiences to fall into different storylines, different setups. he’s gone from starvation to gluttony, because now there is nothing but food all the time (but he keeps going to church, because there’s nothing with quite the same flavor as fervent religious belief). and that’s why he’s cheerful all the time, and happy to help, and completely committed to being there for tv, no matter what his position is: because at all times inside 30 rockefeller plaza, somebody is feeding him.  

i legit had no idea this was more than just a throw-away joke at the end of the series. HOLY SHIT

(Source: cassiejuly)

February 12, 2013 5:50 pm

Can we talk about what happens at 9:42?! AMAZING

October 23, 2012 5:39 pm

timelordalex:

Iron Man 3 Trailer!!!

Holy fucking shit guys, you have to see this. I cried from the awesomeness

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August 2, 2012 4:29 pm

onceuponanotsolongago:

oldfilmsflicker:

dorkery:

nicoception:

couryielle:

thatwasyoursoupipoisoned:

brokenhighway:

tenshiryuu:

bloodredorion-science:

Alkali metals are soft metals that can be cut with a knife. The air makes the metal corrode- so sometimes they are kept under oil to stop them from corroding. Their chemical reactions with water can be violent. 

SCIENCE.

fkasjdfaksdhfl MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER. I KNEW YOU’D COME BACK, ALKALI METALS.

“You can see things get gradually more terrifying as we go down the line”

YOU THINK?!

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CESSIUM

Cessium….YOU HAD ONE JOB

MY SCREAM OF OH MY GOD WOKE THE HOUSE UP

I was not expecting that ending. the guy whistling is too good.

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July 18, 2012 6:31 pm

onac911:

Translation(x)

my mother cleaned out her classroom last month, and while my father was driving a carload of 4th grader crap home he gradually became aware of a high pitched mumbling from the back. he stopped the car, got out, rummaged aroudn, and discovered my mother had not only found my old furby, she’d put new batteries in it and taken it into school, then put it upside down in the car to take home.

i told my mother i’ve had nightmares a lot like that.

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July 14, 2012 2:17 am

valeria2067:

niggaimdeadass:

What Snake Venom Does To Blood

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i’m out

HOLY SHIT I DID NOT EXPECT THAT. Jeezus.

THA FUCK

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