freaking unicorns and shit

lesbian relationship superhero

March 18, 2014 6:17 pm December 29, 2013 2:51 pm
theshinyhalf:

angry-comics:

still illustrating tweets on occasion. this one’s by scribblymouse

what does the fox say? the fox screams like a murder victim when in heat and barks like a dog and kills small cats. that’s what you get for asking

theshinyhalf:

angry-comics:

still illustrating tweets on occasion. this one’s by scribblymouse

what does the fox say? the fox screams like a murder victim when in heat and barks like a dog and kills small cats. that’s what you get for asking

(via deerie)

December 22, 2013 2:51 pm November 30, 2013 4:34 pm November 5, 2013 9:43 am

mikiko-likeaboss:

pumpkinpizzapies:

the-art-student-in-221c:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

tin-pan-ali:

yungnaota:

bruh

Please watch this video it’s so important.

im laughing so hard im gonna pass out

T HIS IS REALLY IMPOR TANT HOLY S HIT 

OMF G

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

(Source: i74960x, via captain-snark)

October 23, 2013 7:40 pm

sassykanayah:

keepcalmanddaverezi:

thesassylorax:

midorilied:

theneverlandpiratelayla:

insane-clever-title-goes-here:

get creative

I don’t know how to feel about this

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Think we found a contender with whatever it is ‘Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared’ is king of.

I HAVE NEVER NOPED SO HARD IN MY FUCKING LIFE OMG

THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN DON’T HUG ME I’M SCARED

(via deerie)

May 14, 2013 2:40 pm

slamwise-gamgee:

oh my GOD

japan why

Japan you don’t need this.

Humanity doesn’t need this.

We aren’t ready.

I can’t

For some reason, I felt like I was watching a horror movie or black magic.

but……

why?

holy shit

the noises that i made

japaN NO

HEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEEEEE!!!!! ;w;

OIWEHFOH WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

TINY WITCHCRAFT! 

OKAY BUT HOW DOES IT TASTE

Thats a lot of fucking work for some itty bitty food.

(Source: gxldslvgs)

May 4, 2013 2:41 pm March 4, 2013 7:40 pm
incurablyawesome:

little-red-riding-cock:

connorronnoc:

Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.
Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.

I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…

There are two kinds of people

incurablyawesome:

little-red-riding-cock:

connorronnoc:

Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.

Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.

I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…

There are two kinds of people

(via brain-confetti)

January 23, 2013 4:20 pm

brain-confetti:

I think maybe Rachel Dratch is getting too old for this shit.

i think you may be right

January 10, 2013 10:46 pm January 6, 2013 7:40 pm

(TW: Ableism, Medical Abuse, Neglect, ED (Weight), Ableist Language) The other story from a ‘Pillow Angel’ Been there. Done that. Preferred to grow.

disabledtalk:

(TW: Ableism, Medical Abuse, Neglect, ED (Weight), Ableist Language)


Three years ago, a 6-year-old Seattle girl called Ashley, who had severe disabilities, was, at her parents’ request, given a medical treatment called “growth attenuation” to prevent her growing. She had her uterus removed, had surgery on her breasts so they would not develop and was given hormone treatment. She is now known by the nickname her parents gave her — Pillow Angel.

The case of Ashley hit the media in January after publication of an article in a medical journal about her treatment. It reappeared in the news recently because of the admission by Children’s Hospital and Regional Medical Center that the procedures its doctors had performed to stop Ashley from growing and reaching sexual maturity violated state law. In Canada (as in Australia), a child can be sterilized only with the consent of a court.

At the time of the initial publicity about growth attenuation, Ashley’s parents wrote on their blog: “In our opinion only parents of special needs children are in a position to fully relate to this topic. Unless you are living the experience, you are speculating and you have no clue what it is like to be the bedridden child or their caregivers.”

I did live the experience. I lived it not as a parent or caregiver but as a bed-ridden growth-attenuated child. My life story is the reverse of Ashley’s.

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December 31, 2012 9:40 am
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bridmpreg:

ewereka:

otter-face:

thegrandesthighblood:

hansmadness:

r4dk1dpyrop3:

gam8ler:

terminallycapricious420:

Best parody of Call Me Maybe, hands down.

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Omg 

I just spit applejuice on my computer screen 

I wasn’t prepared

OH MY FUCKING GOD

The amount of times I have listened to this and yet I’m still crying.

OK AT FIRST I NWAS LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK EVER” BU T T HEN THE CHORUS AN DI

kill me.

omg

the final chorus is the best one!

(Source: singinstuckgamzee, via pidgeonhead)

December 7, 2012 7:40 pm

sketchbender:

korraspasm:

s0uthernair:

iwillmindfuckyou:

So apparently the Space Jam theme and Gangnam Style match up perfectly, right down to the same BPM and key. Yes, this is mind-altering.

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Oh my GOD

This is important.

There’s probably something to be said here about memetic hooks and the science of pop music and the four chord progression but NO TIME FOR SCIENCE THIS IS AMAZING

Oh my goodness

this is probably the best thing i’ve ever heard in my entire life

THIS IS MY JAM.

RIGHT HERE.

I’M MUSICALLY SET FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

This is the first time an audio post made me laugh so hard that I cried

(Source: crabshire1901 / jhlodin, via peeksandtoes)