lesbian relationship superhero
Fuck yeah.
Boo.
Looks like I’m not going to make things easy on people.
So I’m gonna be remembered for Rossan, then.
So I’ll only be remembered if you go out of your way to remember me.
(Source: kakkobaran)
I want people who don’t read homestuck to theorize what is going on in this panel 1 2 3 go
My dad says “it has something to do with the guy with the green hair getting a really good role of the invisible dice.”
Ladyfriend says “All the guys on the left look happy and all the guys on the right look sad. The guys on the left are picking on Draco. Are they ghosts? Is he a robot (Squarewave)? He’s a grim reaper (Sawtooth) … is he a robot too? (CD)”
Mary R - go!
(Source: martinfreeman)
‘Libby’ comes out as ‘silly’. I can see that.
‘Jessica’ comes out as ‘accused’
so basically j’accuse!, then
‘Sizab’ came out as ‘Labia’.
O-oh…
>8|
Shannon comes out “cunning”
“nat may” became “gay bar”
bwahahahha
(Source: selfcests)
this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen in my life oh my god
She’s like the moon
Bigger than she appears
Pockmarked
Once a day you just want to get away from her
She’s like the moon
238,000 miles away
Has no idea you exist
last christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died
I have been waiting all year to reblog this
(via pidgeonhead)
vyco:
el fucking homosexual
GIANT BAKA PRIVILEGE HELP
el scaRY HOMOSEXUAL„„„„,
doctor cis scum
:c
Princess Fucking Bitch
im so ok with this guys you dont even know
princess eridan puncher…………………………..
GIANT DORK FACE…
SHITTY YAOI MINAJ
I’M PISSIGN
giant frickface puncher
look out lucas
giant yaoi butt
welp
Doctor Scary Bitch
the doctor is in.
slutty mc frickface face
what
(Source: waitwhatwasidoingagain)
Also excellent advice for roller derby!
(Source: thecouragewolf, via snowdarkred)
big spoon/little spoon:
they don’t sleep spooning, usually; most of the time, boyd sleeps on his back with erica curled into his side. he likes the way her hair brushes against his chin, soothing for reasons he’s not even sure how to explain, and she’s never told him, but some nights she counts his breaths until she falls asleep. during the day, though, when they’re up and around, the whole pack has gotten used to seeing boyd standing behind erica, an arm wrapped around her waist, her head leaning back in laughter on his shoulder. does that count?
favorite non-sexual activity:
roller derby. erica joined a team shortly after she got turned, because she used to dream about doing it back when her health issues were prohibitive—boyd only meant to go cheer her on, the first night. now she’s an underground phenomenon and boyd turns out to actually love the sport in its own right, will ref and announce when he’s got time. they both have skates, and sometimes they’ll go out in the middle of the night, when the whole town is quiet, and race each other up and down the empty streets. they got arrested, one time, for waking up an entire block with how hard they were laughing—boyd had a word with stiles, who had a word with his father, and now they’re always left alone.
big spoon/little spoon:
allison’s the big spoon. lydia likes to be held and refuses to feel silly about it on principle, and allison likes the way lydia feels tucked against her, safe and warm, her hair bunched together and pulled over her shoulder so it won’t get in allison’s eyes. also, lydia sleeps in these silky pajamas, and allison’s been sleeping naked since the day they moved into their own apartment; there’s something obscurely comforting—and more than obscurely sexy, to be honest—about the feel of that silk against her stomach, her breasts, rising and falling with lydia’s breathing.
favorite non-sexual activity:
to their mutual surprise, it turns out to be camping. well, “camping,” anyway. allison’s dad has this cabin up in washington state that he lets them borrow sometimes, and while lydia is roundly disgusted by the weapons-stocked bunker that is the basement, there’s something kind of charming about vacationing somewhere where you have to boil the water before you drink it. allison thought lydia was faking her love of the cabin for the first three trips, playing nice because allison had fond childhood memories of the place—on their fourth trip, wearing short shorts and a flannel shirt she’d bought for the occasion, no shoes and no makeup, lydia put her hands on her hips and said, “oh my god, allison, seriously, you know i don’t actually live and breathe neiman marcus, right?” now they go whenever they’ve got the time; allison hikes and hunts and swims and lydia reads, curled up on the back porch, warmth in her eyes when allison leans down to kiss her hello.
well i never! okay try
I’m: the manliest poser.
Huh. I don’t know what to make of this xD
I WASN’T GOING TO POST
BUT
FERTILE HESITANCY
DARNED WORKS
lol ok
FACE FIGHTER FAME
and my derby name becomes
A HORNY, FATUOUS FAN
lolz
(Source: astudyinobjection)
I Could Be There For You - EisleyHow Can You Swallow So Much Sleep? - Bombay Bicycle Club
The National - About Today
Taylor Swift is a Scary Outcast! (You Belong With Me / Pumped Up Kicks) - Caitlin Obom
The Speedway Motor Racers Club - Anna Waronker (Steel Train cover)
(really the whole album, but this one especially)
(Source: the-11-doctor)
solluxcaptorsthrobbingtentabulge:
#ASS #TITTIES #ASS N TITTIES #ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES ASS N TITTIES
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
you a stupid hoe
you a you a stupid hoe
you a stupid hoe
you a you a stupid hoe
you a stupid hoe
you a you a stupid hoe
you a stupid hoe
you a you a stupid hoe
move bitch get out the way
get out the way bitch get out the way
rack city bitch rack rack city bitch
ten ten twentys on her tittes bitch
WE WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG
BIG
BOOTY BITCHES
Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-woble, wobbin, ass so fat all these bitches pussies is throbbin. Bad bitches I’m yo leader, phantom by the meter, somebody point me to the best ass eater.
Look at that booty, show me the booty
Give me the booty, I want the the booty
Back up the booty, I need the booty
I like the booty, oh what a bootyI TAKE A LOOK AT MY ENORMOUS PEENISSSS
I’m at the pizza hut. I’m at the taco bell. I’m at the combination pizza hut and taco bell.
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
oompa loopma doopety doo
Doooo Weeee Oooooooooooooo weeeeOOOoooooo
Well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a woman’s man. No time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I’ve been kicked around since i was born. But its alright thats ok you may look the other way we can try to understand the new York Times affect a man. Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother you’re stayin alive stayin alive. Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin and we’re stayin alive stayin alive. Ah Ah Ah Ah stayin alive stayin alive Ah Ah Ah Ah stayin aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere
Rockin’ everywhere
Rockin’ everywhere
I SEE YOU BABY
SHAKING THAT ASS
SHAKING THAT ASS
SHAKING THAT ASS
(Source: robintheshrew)
“Now you’re just some country that I used to own”
(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via apsies)
