I am looking qt as fuck in these new scrubs.
One of my theater professors used to say “if thiswere a movie…” when he’d get frustrated. (DuringAnything Goes, when I was his SM, he had at least one theoretical movie per rehearsal.)
If my life were a movie, this would be the the derby training montage. And it would start with the second turn going around my building - it’s a deceptive decline, with a slightly less than 90* angle, and a truck that parks too far back and blocks part of the sidewalk. In four laps today, I made it once, went into the inside grass once by accident and once on purpose, and one time missed turning completely so I had to jump the gutter and land on the grass island. FUN TIMES.
But it’s okay. Because I know that halfway through the montage, there’ll be the graduation/pinning scene (this will correspond to making the corner successfully four laps in a row). And then there will be the new job scene - that’s when I’ll get cocky and totally wipe out on the corner. And then after that will come passing my evals - and making the corner backwards. :-)
None of my friends and family uderstand how excited I am to have inserted a Foley, fecal management system, and Dobhoff tube all on the same day. (NG tube was positioned correct on the first time, too!)
No word yet on whether they’re tears of joy.