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Hey, not sure where you’re getting these from, but this one is WRONG. Armbands are wrong all the time, and it doesn’t get caught because no one bothers to verify what’s printed with what the patient says. The best way is to ask the patient for two identifying pieces of information - usually name and DOB, but in some places it’s name and SSN - and compare the patient’s answer to their armband.
I applied to two surgical nursing jobs yesterday at two different area hospitals. One of them I think I have a decent chance of getting an interview, at least. The other, at a same-day surgery center for kids, I just flat out don’t meet about half the requirements they’re looking for, but I think I’d be an excellent fit anyway.
Placing bets on how long it’ll take to get rejection emails. I say I’ll have one by tomorrow for the children’s hospital one.
Tonight at work I had a donor get angry at me and start chanting in another language. All I could think was I hope I don’t have to start singing everything.
Day 1: Favourite Female Character
⤷ Melissa McCall
(Source: eveninghowl, via sassygaywerewolves)
I am looking qt as fuck in these new scrubs.
“I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart: I am. I am. I am.” - The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
This is awesome! But my first thought was still “the lines need to be adjusted”.
I’M AN RN!!!!!
ahahah WHOOPS WRONG ACCOUNT.
I’M AN RN and I can’t remember to switch from my league blog, oops.
This is the title for my final paper in nursing school. One of my final paragraphs, in its entirety, is:
As for the future trends in care, the magic 8 ball says “try again later.”
What senioritis?
I. LOVE. YOU. SO. MUCH.
The teacher promised to give them back if we bombed them, so we can re-do. Waiting to see if she thinks I’m funny or not.
This is the title for my final paper in nursing school. One of my final paragraphs, in its entirety, is:
As for the future trends in care, the magic 8 ball says “try again later.”
What senioritis?
One of my theater professors used to say “if thiswere a movie…” when he’d get frustrated. (DuringAnything Goes, when I was his SM, he had at least one theoretical movie per rehearsal.)
If my life were a movie, this would be the the derby training montage. And it would start with the second turn going around my building - it’s a deceptive decline, with a slightly less than 90* angle, and a truck that parks too far back and blocks part of the sidewalk. In four laps today, I made it once, went into the inside grass once by accident and once on purpose, and one time missed turning completely so I had to jump the gutter and land on the grass island. FUN TIMES.
But it’s okay. Because I know that halfway through the montage, there’ll be the graduation/pinning scene (this will correspond to making the corner successfully four laps in a row). And then there will be the new job scene - that’s when I’ll get cocky and totally wipe out on the corner. And then after that will come passing my evals - and making the corner backwards. :-)
None of my friends and family uderstand how excited I am to have inserted a Foley, fecal management system, and Dobhoff tube all on the same day. (NG tube was positioned correct on the first time, too!)
No word yet on whether they’re tears of joy.
—
Erin Gloria Ryan, “Nurses Fight For Their Right To Refuse Women Care”, Jezebel.
(emphasis mine)
(Source: jezebel.com, via lipsredasroses)
